O'Really?

So, I’m going to San Francisco and on to the Googleplex in the heart of Silly Valley, California for Science Foo Camp (scifoo) 2009. As I put the Flowers In My Hair (what’s left of it) and confirm my booking at the Hotel California I’m not just California Dreamin’ but California Googlin’. Just how many American and Californian musical clichés it is possible to cram into one blog post and accompanying iPod playlist? Now there’s no shortage of lyrics to choose from, which is handy because it is a long journey from the UK to California and I’m extremely bored waiting for a flight westwards. So with a little help from a well known search engine and just like in the novel High Fidelity by Nick Hornby here is a (personal) top twenty-ish all time greatest hits:

• Let’s start with The Beatles since they played their last ever gig in San Francisco (at Candlestick Park), so it seems appropriate. On Get Back Paul McCartney sings
  

  Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner

  But he knew it couldn’t last

  Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona

  For some California grass

  Get back, get back, back to where you once belonged

• And what better to follow with than some Beatles-inspired rivalry in the shape of The Beach Boys who when they’re not Surfin’ USA they are singing about California Girls
  

  I wish they all could be California

  Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the…

  I wish they all could be California Girls

  Are The Beach Boys possibly the band with the most cliches-per-album in the history of mankind?

• On the subject of girls women, we’ll move swiftly on to L.A. Woman by The Doors where Jim Morrison sings
  

  Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light?

  Or just another lost angel?

• Talking of lost angels, we’ll move onto the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, where it’s tempting to include Under the Bridge (is the city I live in the city of Angels?) but instead we will dream of Californication here Anthony Kiedis sings:
  

  Space might be the final frontier

  But it’s made in a Hollywood basement…

  It’s understood, that Hollywood

  Sells Californication

• Getting to the final frontier will be a long journey involving lots of California Waiting thanks to Kings of Leon
  

  Hey California waiting

  Every little thing’s gotta be just right

  Say while you’re tryin’ to save me

  Can’t I get back my lonely life?

• How about a spot of U2, it’s tempting to pick The Hands That Built America, but I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Googling For, let’s plump for Bullet the Blue Sky where Bono sings
  

  As a man breathes into his saxophone

  And through the walls you hear the city groan.

  Outside is America

  Outside is America

  America.

• This playlist is getting darker by the minute thanks to America by Razorlight where Johnny Borrell sings:
  

  All my life

  Watching America

  All my life

  There’s panic in America

  Oh Oh Oh, Oh

  There’s trouble in America

  Oh Oh Oh, Oh

• Moving onto Miserable Mancunian Morrissey, who fled his hometown of rainy Manchester, for some Californian sun. It doesn’t seem to have cheered the old man up much though because on America is Not The World he sings:
  

  America your head’s too big,

  Because

  America, Your belly is too big

  And I love you,

  I just wish you’d stay where you belong

  With all Science (Stanford, Berkeley and the rest) Technology (Apple, Google, Microsoft, Oracle, eBay, Intel, Yahoo, you name it, etc) here in Silicon Valley you could be forgiven for thinking that America actually was the world if it wasn’t for the memo from Morrissey.

• Talking of miserable old men First We Take Manhattan, then we take Cohen, by which I mean Leonard Cohen who on Democracy (is coming to the USA) sings:
  

  I’m sentimental

  If you know what I mean

  I love the country

  But I can’t stand the scene

  This neatly sums up the love-hate relationship with America.

• Enough of the doom and gloom, let’s try and finish on a more positive note starting with cheery Britpop supremos Blur on the song Look Inside America Damon Albarn sings:
  

  Look inside america

  She’s alright, shes alright

  Sitting out in the distance

  But I’m not trying to make her mine

• Sitting out in distant California it would be very rude not to send back Letter from America with some help from The Proclaimers
  

  When you go

  Will you send back

  A letter from America

  Take a look at the railtrack

  From Miami to Canada

• From Miami, Canada to the Redwood Forest and with a bit of Woody Guthrie this Land is Your Land:
  

  This land is your land, this land is my land

  From California to the New York Island

  From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters

  This land was made for you and me.

  This song is so stratospherically popular, it featured at Barack Obama’s inauguration earlier this year.

• Talking of America presidents, there is an interweb rumour going around that Obama will be at Science Foo Camp this year, probably just a rumour, but plausible since unlike his predecessor, Obama is big on Science. So we’d better make sure we’ve got some Dead Kennedys, specifically California Über Alles which has the lyrics
  

  I am Governor Jerry Brown

  My aura smiles

  And never frowns

  Soon I will be president…

• It would be rude not to include his Bobness Bob Dylan who on the song Heartland sings
  

  My American Dream

  Fell apart at the seams.

  You tell me what it means,

  You tell me what it means.

• What does it mean? Perhaps we should ask an educated person like The Graduate and Mrs. Robinson where Paul Simon sings:
  

  Here’s to you Joe Dimaggio

  Our nation holds its lonley eyes to you

• It’s unlikely to be lonely in the Hotel California (thanks to the scifoo organisers who have paid for a nice hotel) and the Eagles:
  

  Welcome to the Hotel California

  Such a lovely place

  Welcome to the Hotel California

  Such a lovely place

  Such a lovely face

  Plenty of room at the Hotel California

  Any time of year, you can find it here

  …

  You can checkout any time you like,

  But you can never leave!

• I hope we can leave the hotel to Take a Walk on the Wild Side with Lou Reed
  

  Holly came from Miami F.L.A.

  Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.

  Plucked her eyebrows on the way

  Shaved her legs and then he was a she

  She said Hey Babe

  Take a Walk on the Wild Side

• After all that wild walkin’ and hitch hikin’, we’ll need to do some Sittin’ (On the Dock of the Bay) with Otis Redding who says
  

  I left my home in Georgia

  Headed for the ‘Frisco Bay

  Cause I’ve had nothing to live for

  And look like nothin’s gonna come my way

  Sittin’ on the dock of the bay, wasting time.

• There will be no time wasting with Joni Mitchell and California,
  

  Oh, but california

  California Im coming home

  I’m going to see the folks I dig

  I’ll even kiss a sunset pig

  California I’m coming home

  Will you take me as I am?

  Does anyone know what a sunset pig is and why you’d want to kiss one?

• Last but not least, we’ll have The Mamas & the Papas with their dreamy San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair).
  

  If you’re going to San Francisco

  Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

  If you’re going to San Francisco

  You’re gonna meet some gentle people there

  followed by California Dreamin’

  I’d be safe and warm

  If I was in L.A.

  California dreamin’

  On such a winters day

I’m done Caliofrnia Googlin’ but there is lots more on the almost infinite playlist of American and Californian music. The flight is now California Boardin’ so that’s enough California Bloggin’ for now. What is in your top twenty? In writing this, I’ve discovered Shazam and VocalSearch [1,2] wouldn’t that be great, a search engine you could sing to?

References

1. Bryan Pardo, David Little, Rui Jiang, Hagai Livni, Jinyu Han (2008) The VocalSearch music search engine In JCDL ’08: Proceedings of the 8th ACM/IEEE-CS joint conference on Digital libraries (2008), pp. 430-430. 10.1145/1378889.1378977
2. William Birmingham, Roger Dannenberg, Bryan Pardo (2006) Query by humming with the VocalSearch system Communications of the ACM, Vol. 49, No. 8, pp. 49-52. 10.1145/1145287.1145313
3. Picture of the Googlin’ Gate Bridge by worldsurfer, adapted by dullhunk with shamelessly-unsubtle product placement courtesy of a well known search engine.